By David Tulis The operative theory of the U.S. military’s sky striping program is simple. Serve the national fad of global warming by an active — albeit secret — program to cool the planet ahead of the rising clamor. How? By creating a perpetual covering of white between that newly discovered source of evil — the sun — and the surface of the earth. The more white brilliance that hangs over forests, rivers and cities of Southeast Tennessee, the more successful the program will appear to the staff people who run it. Consent for the program among these thousands of … Continue reading Uncle Sam, with Viagra of skystriping, increases his albedo